Haha, it is not “cursed,” but this can happen. If your pressure climbs after a backwash and is almost in the red, it is usually one of these: the rinse step was too short, the multiport valve did not fully seat back on “Filter,” the pressure gauge is starting to lie, or the sand bed is compacted/channeling so the backwash shifted junk around and actually clogged things tighter.
What I would do is shut the pump off, make sure you press the multiport handle down fully when you switch positions, then redo the backwash until the water looks cleaner and rinse for 20 to 30 seconds before going back to Filter. After that, check your return flow, if flow feels normal but the gauge still looks crazy, the gauge is probably the problem. But if flow is weak and pressure stays high, that points to the sand/filter needing a deeper clean or a closer inspection.